Hello, Goodbye

So I come back for three straight days and then immediately ruin everything by going on vacation. The wife are headed up north to the cabin. So while the rest of you bitches swelter in 90+ degree heat, I'll at least be doing it in the lake. Suck it! Some quick headlines for the road...

Headlines:

U.N. Observers Leave Israel-Lebanon Border
Translation: Stop Bombing Us A-Holes
Flooding in Ohio Prompts Evacuations
Cleveland Mayor: "The City is cleaner than ever before."
Doctors Test Anti-Smoking Vaccine
Shot is 100% Heroin. Doctor: "Hey at least they won't die of lung cancer."
General: Taliban Can't Retake Afghanistan
General Prepares for His Transfer to the Department of the Obvious
July Hottest Month on Record in Germany
Increase in Temperature Blamed on Brazil's Soccer Fans
Microsoft to Show 'Arrested Development'
Deal said to be Huge Victory for Attorney Bob Loblaw
Chris Cornell to Record Bond Movie Theme
Working Title for the Song Said to be 'The Day I Tried to Live and Let Die"

Have a nice week and I'll see you all next Monday.