Didn't see that coming...
--How about that? John Mark Luke Michael Parked Karr didn't kill JonBenet. Shocking I know. Why couldn't they have saved us all the trouble and just run the DNA test in Asia? Seems like an awful lot of hassel just to get a free flight to the US.
--It's the 1st Anniversary for the Chocolate City. Congratulations. I heard Detroit City Councilman Kwame Kenyatta on WWJ this morning tell a rally in Nawlins that there needs to be a "Black Emergency Management Agency." No, there needs to be a well-run Federal Emergency Management Agency. This isn't about black or white, this is about mismanaged government. Sorry to tell you this Kwame, but white people aren't out to get black people anymore, that pretty much stopped 30 years ago. This wasn't some conspiracy to put down the black man, this was a government agency failing all people. So Kwame, why don't you get back to messing up Detroit and leave New Orleans alone, they already have enough problems.
--And since we're on the subject, I hate double standards. Minorities can get away with saying a lot more, especially on the subject of race. If L. Brooks Patterson had come out and said the exact same thing, he'd be expected to turn in his resignation. Although, Patterson turning in his resignation isn't a bad idea since he's a bit of a douchebag.
--There's trpical storm Ernesto bearing down on Florida. Oh no! A category 1 hurricane! Everybody run. Jeb has already declared a state of emergency. Every single storm that pops up now is going to get the 24/7 freak out. Thanks Katrina.
--Apparently Conan was really funny on the Emmy's the other night. I'm disappointed I didn't see his opening monologue. He spoofed Lost complete with him being in a crashing plane. So of course there's outrage. Yes, I'm aware that a plane crashed in Kentucky. Planes crash everyday and ALL of them are tragic. Not just the ones that kill more people. If you held back from doing any sort of possibly offensive comedy you'd end up with 150 different versions of Lifetime.
--It's the 1st Anniversary for the Chocolate City. Congratulations. I heard Detroit City Councilman Kwame Kenyatta on WWJ this morning tell a rally in Nawlins that there needs to be a "Black Emergency Management Agency." No, there needs to be a well-run Federal Emergency Management Agency. This isn't about black or white, this is about mismanaged government. Sorry to tell you this Kwame, but white people aren't out to get black people anymore, that pretty much stopped 30 years ago. This wasn't some conspiracy to put down the black man, this was a government agency failing all people. So Kwame, why don't you get back to messing up Detroit and leave New Orleans alone, they already have enough problems.
--And since we're on the subject, I hate double standards. Minorities can get away with saying a lot more, especially on the subject of race. If L. Brooks Patterson had come out and said the exact same thing, he'd be expected to turn in his resignation. Although, Patterson turning in his resignation isn't a bad idea since he's a bit of a douchebag.
--There's trpical storm Ernesto bearing down on Florida. Oh no! A category 1 hurricane! Everybody run. Jeb has already declared a state of emergency. Every single storm that pops up now is going to get the 24/7 freak out. Thanks Katrina.
--Apparently Conan was really funny on the Emmy's the other night. I'm disappointed I didn't see his opening monologue. He spoofed Lost complete with him being in a crashing plane. So of course there's outrage. Yes, I'm aware that a plane crashed in Kentucky. Planes crash everyday and ALL of them are tragic. Not just the ones that kill more people. If you held back from doing any sort of possibly offensive comedy you'd end up with 150 different versions of Lifetime.
posted by Russ @ 6:36 AM
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